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"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
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> "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
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> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
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> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
> Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
> but he's hidin' it there."
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> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
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> The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
> house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
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> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
> find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
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> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
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> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheri ff come?"
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> "Yeah!"
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> "Did they chop your firewood?"
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> "Yep!"
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> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

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Yooo , ill be back soon, im going through some bullshit right now , but ill be back soon , maybe a week maybe 6 , who knows , see yall then ! Mike

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hey bro, whats up theese days?
I just finished the paintings, check them out if you like.

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thank you o much for the fav :blowkiss: :heart:
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no problem !!

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no problem , i seen ya in the thumbshare chat , and really liked your work !!

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:aww: and i am very glad that u noticed me! thanks again :)

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