"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
>
>
>
> "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
> Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
> Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
> but he's hidin' it there."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
> house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
> find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
>
> "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheri ff come?"
>
>
> "Yeah!"
>
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
>
> "Yep!"
> ; ;
>
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

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